Pregnant Stick Lady

Last night we got onto a crowded bus using the back door, so the doorman didn’t see us, and couldn’t evict anyone from a seat for me. But after a minute or so, the man standing next to me in the aisle evicted his girlfriend from her seat. As awkward as this is, I’m grateful, because swinging from the monkey bars in a crowded bus aisle is very uncomfortable at this point, and accidentally bumping my belly into other passengers, or seats, while trying to maneuver, is kind of painful.