I’m still working my way through the Spanish-language information packet given to me by my doctora. It’s tedious, even with the magic that is Google Translate. Occasionally, I still have to resort to an actual dictionary, because Google’s version is… highly questionable. In a section on breastfeeding, the Spanish states:
“Una mamada son dos tetas.” — basically, one feeding is two breasts.
“A two-tits blowjob.”
–and that was AFTER it had previously translated “mamadas” as “feeding”. Really, Google?